I was driving to my home course when my car started acting weird. Even when I hit the gas hard, my car wouldn’t go over 20 mph. Then the main monitor went bananas. “Check your transmission system” came up in bright orange letters. Then “Check engine!” “Check oil pressure!” “Check ABS System!”. Finally, every idiot light on the dashboard turned on.
Turn around and get the car home, Patty!
But I was playing with three of my favorite people in a match I’d been looking forward to all week so…I kept going. I never went over 20 mph, but I made it to the course. I hoped that the lights would reset after the round, but nope, turns out I had a big problem.
Actually, turns out I had an even bigger problem. This was Saturday and I couldn’t take the car in for service until Monday, so how was I going to get to one of New York’s premiere Donald Ross courses which I was scheduled to play the next day?
Borrow Rebecca’s car, of course. She was just going to some luncheon (yes, I hear how dismissive that sounds) so I made her ask a friend to pick her up so I could use her car.
I put my clubs in her trunk and off I went. But now her car felt weird! When I went over 50 mph, the right front wheel started shaking and felt like it was going to fall off! You might think that’s crazy, but this happened to her last car! Same wheel – right front. It didn’t quite fall off the last time, but my mechanic pulled it off the axle without loosening a lug nut. Which beckons the question: Why would we buy the same exact make and model of a car when the last one’s tire almost fell off? But that’s a topic for another day.
The topic for today is, I, once again, didn’t turn around. Even with facing a 1 ½ hour drive, I didn’t turn around. This course has been on my bucket list for years, and I had just made up my mind that if I didn’t get to play it, the reason was going to be because my tire fell off, not because I turned around.
So, here’s where the question “Would I die for golf?” comes in. I was once a passenger in a car whose driver wouldn’t go over 55mph on the Long Island Expressway. I remember thinking that jumping out of a plane would be less dangerous than doing 55 on the LIE. And here I was doing 50 on an even faster highway. I was, indeed, a driving hazard. People honked at me, people passed me dangerously, tractor trailers blew by me.
But I kept going.
Look, I’m not saying this was the smartest thing I’ve ever done, but if I did risk my life for two great rounds of golf (one a bucket list), it was worth it. Although, as punishment, I get to sit here on Monday, at the dealership service station, waiting for not one, but two cars to be fixed.
Dave would be right next to you at that dealership!! Ask him about the drive to the Mittlemark this year… two tires …Throgsneck Bridge …630 am…long story short… he made the tee time. Golf is actually pretty dangerous sport 🤣
Love it, Alison – we have our priorities in the right order!
I cut from same cloth. Had a great 4some setup and a nail in my tire. I brought a pump and the guys plugged it in when I was done w golf:)
As the person whose luncheon was treated so dismissively :-), even I found this funny!
Well Patty, I have to say that I’ve done this myself. When golf calls you just have to go. Love your story!
HA – I love that I’m not alone!
That’s a tough call… since I’m so paranoid with the mechanics of cars, I would have turned around. I’m glad it all worked out for you!
This hilarious story doesn’t surprise me one bit!
The whole “wheels on the car being loose” thing makes me feel like I should take every vehicle we own to the tire shop to confirm that all bolts are tightened, but I am happy that you went for it and that it all worked out.
Oh honey, I wish it were the lug nuts! We had a wheel to axle problem – TWO TIMES. Two different time with the same make and model cars.
Patty,
You and I really are cut from the same cloth. There are very few acceptable excuses for missing a tee time, and car trouble (or even two car issues) is not one of them. Keep the stories coming.
That’s why I love you John – we are TOTALLY cut from the same cloth!!!
Patty, you are too funny! What a good read. Thank you, SIL!
Thank you Laurie!!!!
I think that living for golf is much better than dying for golf. Perhaps there is a threshold of how good a course is for you to die to play it vs. I would lose a limb for this course or I wouldn’t get a hangnail for that course…
Exactly, Dan!! I wouldn’t have done it for just some Muni. But Bucket List? Oh yeah.
But what did you shoot???🤪
89 – but I was very happy with that.